一群人去滑板总有休息的时候,那么这时你会去干什么呢?怎样做才能在休息或者你不想滑板的时候找到更多的乐趣?去Spot但是不滑板时可以做的别的10件事情就告诉你各种不同的选择。
10 Things Skaters Do At Spots When They’re Not Skating
小型运动游戏
最适合情况:喝多了,身边没什么可以玩的东西,尘土飞扬的Spot。
坐在路边路牙上,去Wallride靠在墙上,要是不滑板,身边没什么可以玩的东西,扔石子是个不错的点子,可以比赛谁将它扔到窨井盖的洞里,或者在你朋友要做Flip时直接扔过去,然后他就踩刀子了。
大型体段活动
最适合情况: 没有动力,但是红牛喝多了的日子;靠近公园或者风光带的Spot;某人不小心带了足球,飞盘之类的东西。
要想提足球,那还真得要非常多得人,还有些非常好玩的,比如可以比赛跳垃圾桶,看谁可以爬到那边的树上,要是在篮球场的话正好可以打篮球了。
赌博
最适合情况: 夜间滑板;经常去的Spot;可以作为拍摄视频的花絮,这样看起来更棒。
只要带几个骰子,那么你的滑板乐趣就从单一的滑板转向了成功与否的赌博,为你自己下一招赌一把。
找点别的东西骑
最适合情况:受伤病困扰但是很想滑板的日子;人多的Spot;身边没有滑板的朋友时候。
滑板时候附近总是有一堆别的运动,BMX,滑板车,死飞甚至轮滑,身处这么多人之间,滑板的哥们还没来,那你就可以先问别人借量车骑骑。
胡吃海喝
最适合情况: 大城市内的Spot,小城市内的Spot,任何不偏僻的Spot
这个应该不用多说,滑板时候总是会有不少人带着东西来吃,先来滑两下,玩得满手是脏,然后抓起Subway就往嘴里塞,不干不净吃了没病。
睡觉
最适合情况: 当你根本不想去Spot滑板时,比如旅途的第12天。
你还没睡醒就给拖到了Spot上,或者这趟旅途实在无趣时,这种战略就发挥它的作用了。当然,还可以这么玩,对你的朋友说“这个动作成了之后告诉我,我睡觉了”
喝酒
最适合情况: 玩Miniramp, 碗池, 小巷子,或者Spot旁边有买酒的地方。
这个也不用多说了吧,喝酒都是司空见惯了的事情,找个阳光灿烂的下午,几个哥们一起去Miniramp荡荡,几瓶小酒喝着是何等惬意。
烧烤
最适合情况: 哪里都可以,只要你能烤起来。
烧烤通常要和喝酒放在一起,接上一段,喝着小酒,再来点烧烤,那惬意程度简直翻倍!
把保安叫来,这样就可以走了
最适合情况: 绝对的借口,但是这种想法不到万不得已不要去做。
这是一个真实性有待考察的故事:一名曾经的Pro(不能透露其姓名)有一次滑板时报警说自己和一帮人在这个地方滑板,于是警察赶来把他们赶走了。自己报自己的原因是他想回家。
这绝对是别出心裁的一招,就像原子弹一样,只有一次使用机会。在你用过之后,周日你便再也接不到朋友叫你出去滑板的电话了。
吹牛逼
最适合情况: 任何时刻,任何地点
滑手们都喜欢喋喋不休地抱怨上课多么无聊,上班多么无趣,当手机没电之后(无法打电话叫警察),当你不想扔石子,肚子也不饿,也不累的时候,找个人吹牛总是能解决所有问题,找摄影师,找照相家,再找路人,或者逗他们的狗玩。
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Small Physical Challenges
Best For: Hangover days, days with few resources, dirty spots
Best suited to sitting on a curb or against a wall, so-called small physical challenges involve small amounts of effort and things within arm’s reach. This means throwing a lot of rocks, and you know you’ve done this. There are so many variations: throw the rock down the storm sewer at the corner, throw the rock at the beer bottle over there (bonus props for breaking it), and throw the rock at Gus right before he tries the heelflip, again, so he flips his shit, again.
The key to the small physical challenge at the spot is using scrounged items and, again, minimal effort. This ain’t no soccer ball hack circle; you’re throwing trash at other trash, so don’t break a sweat.
Big Physical Challenges
Best For: High-energy/low-motivation days, spots near parks and nature, when someone has a Frisbee
Soccer balls welcome: The big physical challenge allows hack circles and the type of long-term goals that include around the world twice, and all five people have to do at least one header (this can act as a warm-up, but it’s better you’re all over it). Unlike its smaller-scale counterpart, this type of physical challenge begs for actual physicality.
There are lots of other big physical challenges, such as jumping over garbage cans, climbing up onto the roof of that building over there, swimming across the river or lake, and slam dunks, typically on the 8-foot-hoop. All of them are awesome.
Gamble
Best For: Nighttime, secluded spots, the background of friends’ clips if you want to make them look dope.
No doubt, it’s absolutely possible to gamble on both small and big physical challenges, incentivizing those acts with a little exchange of cash. However, the best type of gambling at the spot while not skating involves games of chance.
This could mean betting on tricks, make or miss, or—speculating here—a game of Texas Hold‘em poker (same dude who has the Frisbees in his trunk has the chips). That said, dice games reign supreme at skate spots. Got two dice? Play craps. Three dice? Play cee-lo, a.k.a. 4-5-6. The necessities are easy to transport and the games can be low-key. While a hot hand doesn’t make up for a day of not stepping on the board, it helps.
Ride Something Else
Best For: Sore but motivated days, crowded spots, when non-skater friends bike by
Removed from the physical challenges on this list because it’s so close to actually just skating the spot, a lot of times riding something else comes down to commandeering someone’s bike. Uses of said bike range from various faux-fashion-shoot poses at locations around the spot to riding to the store, riding on the bank, riding down the stairs. Nobody is probably all that good at bunny hops, though.
Riding something else also extends to the verboten vehicles, such as Rollerblades, scooters, and whatever the latest thing is in stupid wannabe skateboards, like RipStiks. Usually it’s not too tough to get Little Johnny to hand them over, and if you’re filming a video part, they make for a 0:02:15-second-long filler clip.
Eat
Best For: Big-city spots, little-city spots, and all spots in between
This might be when your friend’s bike comes in handy, or when Filmer Dave’s filming board goes mysteriously missing; both are perfect tools for a food run. Hunger can be a great reason not to skate the spot you’re at when you might actually want to skate. So go get food. Eat it at the spot.
The spot feast is dope. It can be a time to show off your skills in locating cheap eats or a show of extravagance and your full-time job—the street meal is your oyster, and if you eat oysters at a spot, you, friend, are a hero. This goes to all the single slices, the gas station snack bags, and the fast food dollar meals, where you ate the fries first, because they get cold first.
Sleep
Best For: When the spot is just that hated, Day 12 of the road trip
Post-oyster naps are a dream, and perhaps an unnamed skate video trope is the sleeping skater at a spot. Rivaled only by large state school university students, known to sleep in well-trafficked community rooms and on linoleum hallway floors, skateboarders, in their universal comfort, are no sleep slouches.
With a board on which to rest your head, why want for a pillow? Go find the shade, prop the board against the wall, and “wake me up when she makes it.” Why everyone is so tired when they slept until noon and never even stepped on their board is one of life’s great mysteries. Still, let sleeping skaters lie.
Drink
Best For: Miniramps, bowls, dark alleys, and spots with a beer spot right around the corner
Yes, beer, not those 99-cent cans of Arizona Iced Tea (Skater’s Handbook recommends cocktails for after the sesh; wine is fine). Some cold ones are just what the dude still trying the trick ordered when the not-skating-anymore natives at the spot are getting restless.
Of course, this is no recommendation to drink in uncouth ways, like while underage or in places you shouldn’t, but skaters gonna skate, or not skate, or whatever. Lazy, late afternoons can go a lot later with plentiful refreshment.
Barbecue
Best For: Anywhere, if you’re righteous enough
A happy combination of eating and drinking at the spot. A skater who A) plans well enough to pull off; and B) follows through is a skater who has truly mastered his or her surroundings and serves as a role model for all.
Skate spot BBQs are rare. The San Jose locs cooked on a grill and hung out and skated in a Metrospective in Issue 3 of 411VM, and it may be more common in Europe. We need to do this more. Go as big or small as you want—we’ve proven we’re resourceful. Street-seared filet mignon would be a true life hammer.
Call the Cops So You Can Leave
Best For: All the introductory excuses, because it must be done at least once
An apocryphal story: A beloved former pro skater we shall not name once supposedly called the cops on himself and his skating cohorts so he could ditch the spot and go home.
An ingenious nuclear option, this session-ending method can only be used once before the respect for its audacity wears off, and then your friends stop calling you on Saturday mornings when it’s time to shred. After that, it might as well be a nuclear winter.
Talk Crap
Best For: Anytime. Anywhere.
Skateboarders are a chattering, complaining class, so when the spot’s gone sour and the phone’s battery is dead (can’t call the cops), and you’re tired of throwing rocks, not hungry, and drying out, it’s time to talk some shit. It starts with the non-skating skaters next to you. Then it’s the filmer, the photog, those pedestrians, and their dog.
Heckling turns to cheering, cheering to heckling. Groundbreaking yips and yaps are invented, and they’re yipped and yapped. The longer it goes on, the louder and wilder it gets. For all the other things to do at the spot, talking some shit re-engages you with the activity at hand—skateboarding—and might even get you off your ass and back on board, hangover, sore legs, or bad day be damned.
From RideChannel
Written BY MIKE MUNZENRIDER
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